(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(PANTING)
(WHINING) It's so hot...
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING) Cyborg,
if you don't fix
that thermostat,
I'm gonna come
over there, dude.
Or just lie here.
(SIGHING)
I'm working on it.
Red wire. Blue wire.
Purple wire?
Oh, come on.
Azrath, metrione, zanthos!
(SIGHS)
Great job getting that
working again, Cyborg.
(GROANS)
I have an exciting
announcement, Titans!
We will be funding
a new community
improvement project.
We should totally build
a community pool.
I am a great doggy paddler.
And you know what pools mean,
pool parties.
A pool is nice,
but we really need to help out
an underserved population.
Offspring
of inter-dimensional demons?
-Half robots?
-Gophers?
We're building a new
senior citizen center.
ALL: A senior citizen center?
(SNORING)
(FAINT FANFARE)
(SNORING CONTINUES)
Uh, you sure
you don't want to
reconsider the pool idea?
It's already settled.
We're helping the seniors.
Is not
the wave of heat glorious?
I have purchased
an Earth bikini on the line.
Now, I just need
a place to use it.
We're building a pool.
(GASPING) Joy!
Ah! We must commence
with the plans.
So Ray-Ray, you gonna buy
a new bathing suit, too?
This is my bathing suit.
Hot.
MALE ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Zippy's Pizza, cheesy goodness
delivered to you in 30
minutes or it's free.
Hey, pizza.
Hey... pizza!
(GROWLING)
Oh, man.
I don't want to pay
for no pizza.
Maybe we don't need any money.
-(DIALING)
-Wait, what are you...
I'll have one half vegan.
half super meaty pizza,
please.
Thanks very much.
Take a look at this.
BEAST BOY: If he starts
at the shop here
on main street...
CYBORG: Going the speed limit
through the city, even with
calculated shortcuts...
(BEEPING)
There's no way
that fool could get here
in under 30 minutes.
There's no way that fool
could get here in under
30 minutes.
BOTH: There's no way that fool
could get here
in under 30 minutes.
-Yeah, boy!
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
That's what's up.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Hey, pizza.
Oh, man...
(BEEPS)
(SNIFFS)
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-No tip!
Oh, old people.
What can I do for you?
We're here to see
the nice young man
who's building
the senior center.
Oh, um, yeah.
Yo, Robin! It's for you.
Robin, thank you
so much for helping
with our senior center.
Uh, yeah, see about that...
(MUFFLED)
No need to tell us
about the plans.
We trust you.
Well, you're such a good boy.
No, no, no, no. I'm not.
I'm a terrible boy.
I almost made
the worst decision of my life.
-Just because I wanted...
-Robin.
I need your opinion.
This is a photograph
of the bikini I purchased.
Is this pleasing to you?
Yup.
This pool is gonna be awesome!
There is no way that guy
can deliver it in time again.
(CHUCKLING)
Dude!
Did you just hack
into the traffic light?
Mark my words, bro,
that pizza jockey will not
be here in under 30 minutes.
(SCREAMS) Will not!
Game on!
Can you raise that
draw bridge?
(KEYPAD CLICKING)
(BELL RINGING)
(LAUGHING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-Hey, pizza.
-Man...
Ready to give up?
We're talking
free pizza here, dude.
What do you think?
(STAMMERS) Oh, hi. Hey, there.
All of us seniors
knitted you a new suit.
Aw, it's a...
-Great!
-Oh, good!
Then it was worth
every excruciatingly
painful moment
it took our arthritic hands
to make.
Excruciatingly painful...
-Yeah, listen, I, uh...
-Robin,
this senior center
has given us all something
besides death
to look forward to.
Ah, come on, Robin.
What is wrong with me?
How is there even a question
about what I'm going to build?
Now, I remember.
According to my research
on pools,
proper usage of the lotion
that screens out the sun
is vital.
Will you help me
with the application?
Old people like pools, right?
Will you help me
with the application?
(SHUDDERS)
-Yes, we'd like another pizza.
-(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
I know we just had
two delivered.
Of course, we can pay for it.
But we won't have to
because there's no way
you're delivering it
in under 30 minutes!
Okay, all I have to do is
turn on the security dome
around the house
and the pizza guy
can't get anywhere
near the tower.
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-Hey, pizza.
(BOTH YELLING)
How is he doing this?
This is unnatural.
This means war.
Pizza war.
Hey, pizza!
(INAUDIBLE)
(TIRE SCREECHES)
Hey, pizza! Hey, pizza!
Hey, pizza!
Can I pay with a pony ride?
That was the last straw.
There is one last option, bro.
You mean the button?
-Yeah.
-Let's hit it!
I'm gonna do it.
I'm hitting the button.
(WHIRRING NOISE)
Booyah! We did it!
(SIREN WAILING)
BEAST BOY: What did we do?
-We're going to jail. -Quick,
find your passport.
This was your idea.
It was your idea, dude.
I specifically remember,
you said you wanted a pizza.
I said, "We don't have
any money, Beast Boy."
Ahh! I've gotta go hide some
stuff in my room!
-What?
-(SCREAMS) Go, run! Run!
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-Hey, pizza!
-Phew.
-(SIGHS)
Pool. Senior center.
(SCREAMING)
Okay, I've gotta be
rational about this.
What are the pros
of building the senior center?
The center has lots of pros.
Now, what are the pros
of a pool?
I know what I must do.
-Conga!
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
It's beautiful!
I just knew
you would come through.
Guess we got
a little carried away
with the pizza thing.
You could say that, dude.
But you know,
you live and you learn.
-(BELL RINGING)
-MAN: Hey, pizza.
Now, it took you 31 minutes
to deliver that pizza.
Means I don't have to pay.
Pizza guy was late?
Old guy got free pizza?
(SCREAMING) Oh, come on!
BOTH: Ah!
Pizza guy!
(SHRIEKING)
Sorry about
the swimming pool, Star.
I am happy
the citizens of seniors
have a new place
for gathering.
And while I understand
this is not the ideal setting,
I would still like to model
the bikini for you.
(MUMBLING)
Ready?
(GAGS)